While rocking out around the living room to the tune of “Doin’ The Krabby Patty,” the existential question struck me: Was I merely dancing, freestyle, to the pounding, addictive, surfer-kids’ backbeat ...

So did we ever decide if SpongeBob SquarePants is gay or not? That issue seemed to quietly fade away, perhaps when people realized it was a dumb thing to argue about. SpongeBob, and his "partner" ...

SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends from Bikini Bottom arrive in the mythical underwater city of Atlantis, ready to have their wishes come true thanks to the citizen benefactors. But do they really ...