Carlos Tevez you beautiful, silly, belligerent bastard. Even typing out your name brings on a sort of drumming, relentless sadness, like I’m being kicked in the head by Marcos Rojo wearing steel ...
We've got Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar, Gheorghe Hagi, Stefan de Vrij, Giovanni van Bronckhorst, Adnan Januzaj and, just for good measure, Carlos Tevez. The Argentinian striker spent four years at ...