You’re strutting down the sidewalk, playlist on point, and then—bam!—you hit the human speed bump. Suddenly, you’re trapped in a real-life slow-mo scene, and your patience is about to get a full-body ...

I understand that speed bumps are an important piece of road design and help cut road fatalities by forcing careless drivers to slow down, but I really do hate them. No matter the car you're driving ...