Had a wife but couldn’t keep her. Had another, didn’t love her, Up the chimney he did shove her. When it comes to nursery rhymes, especially those from England, they can be morbid, or at least not ...

Here’s the thing about watching the news: I hate it. I’m not kidding. In fact, as I may or may not have mentioned 8 zillion times, I refuse to watch it much anymore. Particularly, I am avoiding those ...